Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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