woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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