Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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