just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
