just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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