Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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