Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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