We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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