I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
The Olympian is in my bed
Holy shit dude........stairs
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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