i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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