when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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