I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Text me some of your sweat
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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