This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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