giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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