"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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