belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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