i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It's Friday. Sex?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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