kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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