When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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