it was like his penis was on wheels.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he fucked my hip out of place.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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