I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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