plz talk dirty to me
I want to make a zoo with you.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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