Me. At least after what I've been through.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My vagina just recognized that song.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just gargled with NyQuil
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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