Duck Duck Cougar?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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