I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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