Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize