She's JV to your varsity
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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