everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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