I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
