Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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