you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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