you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
