no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
