Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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