I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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