im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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