fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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