i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
dude. I can hear the air.
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