Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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