Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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