I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I think your dad took our porno
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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