Sry I called you an 8
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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