The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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