i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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