I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
