I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
