So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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