carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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