Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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