Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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