I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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