Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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