soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He did a backflip because drugs
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