do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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