just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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